Ariel Sharon to become a Prime Minister in Israel

BREAKING NEWS: Israeli foreign ministry spokeswoman announced today in Jerusalem that the comatose Ariel Sharon, whose life expectancy improved dramatically in the vegetative state, is to assume the post of PM. Indeed he won the elections when Kadima party with Olmert assumed power exclusively because of Arik’s reputation. It is expected that Sharon’s advisers who are skilled, professional managers unencumbered by infractions from the top and selfish maneuvering by politicians will finally put the country on a proper course. “Our belief is that Sharon will live forever” - noted the spokeswoman. We are all looking forward to years of impeccable leadership and stable government.