Mashiach riding an elephant

In a dramatic development Lubavitch gives up on Jews and shifts the efforts towards spreading Torah to our Arab cousins. Emboldened by the global push the Hasidic Scholars are now successfully utilizing the latest technology to teach Seven Laws of Noach to preliterate tribesmen in India. "The turbans are pretty cool"- reported one of the students from Brooklyn. The student was unaware that for centuries wearing of a turban was symbolic of the Islamic faith. In fact conversion of Shabbtai Zevi to Islam was ceremoniously sealed by donning of a turban.

Despite predictable setbacks caused by stubborn refusal of the tribesmen to sponsor a rabbi and his family of fifteen in a room and board accommodation in the Himalayan mountains the strategy to concentrate on gentiles instead of Jews already paid early dividends. Exiting news spreading like a wild fire via global 770 satellite feeds. Contrary to the traditional belief that Mashiach will ride a donkey there have been sightings of Mashiach riding an elephant.